"waymoe" (waymoe)
08/23/2016 at 16:17 • Filed to: None
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"waymoe" (waymoe)
08/23/2016 at 16:17 • Filed to: None | 11
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Hello there Waymoe Esq here,
I am takings a look at the newest news being newsed out of the news cycel about Nicholas “St Nick” Denton and Gawker.com
It is appear that Gawker ceased opporations on Monday, which is good because then no one can say you have a case of the mondays even though the staff has to get a new job it will be on tuesday and no one has ever had a case of the tuesdays.
Major witness and testimoneymaker AJ Delaurio was spotted climbing into a portajohn to take more pictures of shitty assholes, as the company photo had to be cancelled. It is Waymoes legally professional opinon that this is OK (news worthy). AJ had previously told a judge that he would have released a 4 year olds sex tap, which is not good as society is only interested in sex taps that are less than 1 years old. He also saids to a girl that was filmed in a public restroom (which is covered under privacy laws) having sex that she should just keep quiet. Waymoe Esq says OBJECTION! to that and it is sustained.
Nick Dental is being paid almost $200k dollars a year by Univision (spanish for College Vision) to not make a competing website. That is a lot of dollars, especially since the maximum legal amount you can pay someone is 401k (thats what Waymoes company offers him, but he took $8.50/hr instead). Nick will be fine, he has many moneys hidden in Hungary accounts under his Univision name, Nìck Déntón.
Waymoe feels badly for the employees who were not involved but if the internet taught him anything it is that they are nazis and nazis are not good even the ones who didnt want to be nazis but ended up being nazis anyway. Hopeflly the good ones get a job on tuesday and the rest end up with a terminal case of the mondays.
Closing arguments - Waymoe is love. Waymoe is life.
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
(Hulk Hogan again ripping apart the color barrier)
EL_ULY
> waymoe
08/23/2016 at 16:22 |
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this is good kinja
Long live waymoe!
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> waymoe
08/23/2016 at 16:26 |
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waymoe is love
waymoe is life
Party-vi
> waymoe
08/23/2016 at 16:27 |
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I thought you were dead.
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waymoe
> Party-vi
08/23/2016 at 16:28 |
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Can not kill that which does not Waymoe
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> waymoe
08/23/2016 at 16:29 |
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Waymoe, why are you so waymoe?
Brian, The Life of
> waymoe
08/23/2016 at 16:29 |
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Not bad for a zombie
Brobalt SS
> waymoe
08/23/2016 at 16:29 |
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O God, the moe accounts are back......
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waymoe
> Brobalt SS
08/23/2016 at 16:53 |
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Any other moe is not associated with me. No Way
RT
> waymoe
08/23/2016 at 18:35 |
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Welcome back Waymoe!
Tekamul
> waymoe
08/23/2016 at 18:44 |
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I’ve never seen waymoe and Denton in the same place at the same time. Now, Denton has lots of free time, and waymoe appears.
RallyWrench
> waymoe
08/23/2016 at 19:20 |
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I have a case of the Tuesdays. Also today I learned Waymoe is a he, making $8.50/hr. This confirms my Spidey sense that Waymoe is Orlove. Orlove is way, Orlove is life.
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waymoe
> RallyWrench
08/23/2016 at 20:05 |
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Totes got me bro
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waymoe
> TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
08/23/2016 at 20:06 |
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Airplane glue and Belgian waffles
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waymoe
> EL_ULY
08/23/2016 at 20:08 |
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that is a good wisdom
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waymoe
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
08/23/2016 at 20:10 |
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Life is like a box of chocolates.
Transitive property.
You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
> waymoe
08/23/2016 at 21:50 |
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That means Waymoe is a box of chocolates.
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You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
> Tekamul
08/23/2016 at 21:51 |
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Are you telling us that Waymoe is Bruce Wayne?
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RT
> waymoe
08/24/2016 at 00:01 |
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Speaking of wisdom, what’s the 4th greatest car ever made?
http://oppositelock.kinja.com/the-volvo-240-…